How to: Have a Gunfight

So, this is a bit cynical, but I found it humorous.
Rules of a Gunfight
1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need.

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to kill you.

27. Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.
See all 28 rules here.

In other news, have I mentioned how nice it is to have a grammatically correct President? It can be argued that it's not important (which is farce), but it's comforting and nice all the same.
Also, what's this about fruits and vegetables not being as healthy as they once were? Interesting, logical, but not cool.


  1. It's all good and well, and these made me laugh. Only because they relate to gun "fights" (insinuating gang relation, or crime). Normal people don't "fight" with guns. They protect themselves. I agree with the last one... never be unarmed! You never know when you might need it. I hope I never have to use it, but I am willing to if necessary

  2. It can be argued that normal people "fight" their own fears with guns...regardless, the site that first published these is all about the Wild West, so I believe the gun fighting is in respect to those wild days.