Presidential Promises (or: "How I spent my $3.2 million on crack. By GWB")

(haha, you see, the president makes $400,000/year, and somehow our crazy man, W., was there for 8)
So, let's face it. We all know that promises made by presidents while running for office are their dreams--you know, what they would do if the world was ideal. But, well, may we take this following video--courtesy of youTube, CBS, and Dave Letterman--into account as we listen to these debates.

If anyone didn't believe that America needed a young, up-and-coming politician (instead of the old ones that might die) in the White House, well, I do believe this might do the trick.